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April 3, 2010

Not a Good Friday

Filed under: Uncategorized — urbandumpsterdiver @ 3:15 pm
So I thought I’d go behind a retail store and see what they threw out. I looked in the dumpsters, found nothing and was walking back to my car. One of the reasons I went there yesterday was to see if the mailmen were still throwing out mail. On several occasions I found mail in those dumpsters – loads of mail – tons of catalogs and personal mail. The Security Guard (a young white male) got really shitty with me. He said you don’t need to be back here and was a jerk! I said if I were a gangbanger or some skateboarding kid here, you wouldn’t say a word. I said the ONLY reason you’re attacking me is because I’m a middle aged white female whom you think it’s OK to pick on. I went home, called his supervisor and the corporate office.
Shit hit the fan. The manager of that store said we have people going through those dumpsters all the time. I don’t have a problem with it. I’ll give you the property management’s office number and you can call her. He said be forewarned she’s not very nice. So I called her and she had an attitude big time. She said I don’t want people going through the dumpsters – they make a mess. I said well I don’t. I said you’re a disgrace to humanity. I said I hope one day you’re not unemployed and need to go through the dumpsters to find food and other stuff to survive, you mean little bitch and I hung up on her.
Then I thought I’ll go to my other dive area and before I go to the store I’ll go into my local branch and tell all the tellers there Happy Easter. I pulled up to the bank and felt funny. All of a sudden I saw cops everywhere and out of the blue a Black Surburban FLEW down the alley. That was the bank robber escaping. Had I came in 5 minutes earlier I would have been robbed. 2 bandits with socks over their heads, with shotguns robbed the bank and robbed everyone in it. When I saw 2 cops with long range shotguns I knew something was up. I’ll never forget that man’s face that drove off. It scared the shit out of me. I gave a description to the cops as he was masked inside.
What a day! Whew!


  1. Why don’t we see this bank robbery in the news?

    Comment by Kyle — April 5, 2010 @ 11:12 am

  2. Good question Kyle. I’ve asked myself that. I’ve looked every single day and not one word about it in either the local paper or the county paper.

    Comment by urbandumpsterdiver — April 5, 2010 @ 11:45 am

  3. still no news????

    Comment by Kyle — April 18, 2010 @ 6:33 pm

  4. Not at all Kyle – not at all. I’ve scanned all the local and state newspapers – nada zip nothing. It’s almost as if they don’t want the public to know about this bank robbery. They’ve not caught the bank robber and as far as I know they probably won’t catch the guy.

    Comment by urbandumpsterdiver — April 18, 2010 @ 6:53 pm

  5. If they did get away with it, no need for a copy-cat right…if they’d caught em it would be different 🙂

    Comment by Ryan — April 19, 2010 @ 8:10 pm

  6. That’s true – maybe that’s the reason they’ve not been caught or if they’re in the newspaper.

    I went back to the same storefront where the security guard got in my face. It’s well lit at night and no guards, what a relief. I got a beautiful portrait that’s now in my bedroom!

    Comment by urbandumpsterdiver — April 20, 2010 @ 1:32 am

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