6 St. Patty’s Day buttons, 2 dozen sticker sheets of shamrocks and other SPD symbols, 1 new bottle of hand lotion, 3 jars of facial cold cream, sanitary pads, gatorade, and other odds and ends.
On my way to the dumpster (which I did today in broad daylight) I had to walk up the stairs. I dropped my keys on the ground and had to bend over and pick them up. Some man drove by in his truck and said “look at that nice ass, that’s what I’m talking about”. Made my day.